Funny experience

My family was in the car and we were heading for home from myrtle beach. We were talking about earths rotation when she told me last time that she asked me I answered completely wrong. She told me that it was really hard for her to keep a strait face while i was telling her the wrong answer. I thought I told her the right answer but I was wrong. She told me now and it was sad that I was thought I was right but totally wrong. Now I am just laughing because she was feeling sad for me and I was so shocked it was funny.

Humorous joke

The following joke is not ment to hurt blondes in any way

a Priest, a Smart Blonde and a Werewolf all jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
The Priest he knows the other two don't exist.

Three guys are stuck on an island the find a magical lamp. A genie apears and says, " You have three wishes," the first guy wishes to be home. The second wishes to be rescued and he gets rescued. The third guy wishes for his friends to be with him.